Devil dating tips
(But you don't) Hey, she's going to somebody (Give a damn) So why not you?
The drunker you are The easier it is to get laid But the harder it is to You may have to picture what it is this month Whoever you've been thinking of The girl at the Pizza Hut Midgets, nuns Whatever little miss it was And with a little hard work, a little luck If you haven't given up Maybe you can get it up Now a is supposed to be fun Instant gratification, a roller coaster But no one wants to get stuck over and over Going home to the roller coaster It's hard to watch your shows And do your homework And when the ride you rode is over It'll cost more than a roll of quarters (You can't get) So pull out!
(But you don't) If its not the one you want to stay with You can avoid the face (Give a damn) But not the abbreviation Taking payments from your paycheck You can do it, pull out!Now think about that before you go steady Or maybe at your own wedding(You can't get)If she's your girlfriend Leave her alone with your friends(In her pants)Now, I don't expect no virgin But let 'em try to screw her If she's flirting, or(But you don't)It won't work man Get rid of her And get yourself a new girlfriend Remember(Give a damn)The guaranteed exchange rate At this party she's an 8At the club a 7At my apartment a 10Environment dictates The morning after She may slip to a 3'Cause some things are better just to lust for(This conclude the introductory segment of the Godforbid self-help collection.)Hey, sleep with other races Help out international relations(For further behavioral instructions, consult the nearest strip club, and/or liquor store.Thank you, and enjoy yourself.)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(If it's not the one you want just let it go)(This is a good country filled with good people but what good is 'good' in times like these?"Well You too can be swimmin' in women Afloat in seas of ovaries But more importantly Knowing whether behind those pretty eyes You have a diamond in the rough Or colored contact lenses and a rough stripper named Diamond Lets recreate the scene: make believe you're at a table seat Talking playfully to the waitress at your local place to eat Way beneath the apron, Maybeline Smell of eggs and cheese, bacon grease She's a babe, an 8 at least You want to push the plate of quesadillas off the table And spread them angel's wings But you can't say a thing?If you don't do well with women They sell prescription drugs on television May cause loss of appetite Malnutrition, dizzy spells And different bells were ringing And that's where I come in and give 'em a little extra help to get 'em(You can't get)You see confidence is key when entering any situation(In her pants)We all have insecurities So why not build your confidence on the insecurities of others?
Have faith and love, and enjoy the companionship of those who love the Lord and have pure hearts." It is unwise to date someone who doesn't love God. "Don't be teamed with those who do not love the Lord, for what do the people of God have in common with the people of sin? And what harmony can there be between Christ and the devil?